When I am extremely tired (which I am from traveling with a sick and teething baby) I either sleep walk, sleep talk or have completely crazy dreams. Last night I dreamt of Marshal and chicken legs.
It all starts with my mom and I in the hospital with my poor brother Marshal who has chicken legs stuck through his neck. I'm not sure exactly how this happened but I assume he fell onto an upside down chicken at which point said chicken's super sharp bony legs penetrated his neck, at this point the chicken must have detached from the legs because it was only the legs in his neck. One of the legs was removed easily, but the second leg would require more attention, they needed to take some x-rays to make sure they wouldn't damage anything when they were taking it out. Marshal decided it wasn't worth the effort so he would just leave the chicken leg in his neck. I was outraged and informed my mother that since he was 17(he is actually 19) she could force him to get the x-rays and remove the second chicken leg, but she decided to be a hippie kind of mom and leave the decision up to him. I was really upset at this point, but Marshal and my mom would not listen to reason. I knew if I went to my Dad he would put his foot down. However, he was busy touring a big home with a green house that he was thinking about buying in Alaska since they are moving there. Then Christian (my big brother) and I suddenly appear in Alaska and have a philosophical discussion about Marshal and his refusal to remove the chicken leg which was way to deep for this blog.
The dream ends here as Ryan came in and woke me up to say bye and I said smiling "I just had the craziest dream, I think I might blog about it". I have no idea what Marshal decided to do about the chicken leg perforating his neck, but heres hoping this dream wasn't prophetic. Marshal, maybe you should stay away from chickens for a few days just in case.
Update : Marshal put together a picture of him with a chicken leg in his neck, pretty funny,
click here to see it.